Friday, March 09, 2007
Dear Universe
Can you please tell me what the holy fuck is going on?
No really. I mean it.
What's this bullshit where one day it's 65 degrees, the sun is shining, there are fucking birds chirping everywhere - and then the next moment, there's half a foot of damn snow outside, the roads are undrivable, and I have to break out the Sorels and the parka again.
If I remember correctly, I had roughly 6 inches of snow in my driveway last week - the forecast calls for 67 degrees on Sunday. It's March for crying out loud.
I realize we (humankind) seriously fucked up with the whole global warming thing - but come on, no reason to be so goddamn bitter about it.
What's it gonna be - Siberia, or L.A.? I wish you would just make up your mind, for fuck's sake.
Btw - does this post contain the word fuck enough? Or do I need to use it some more to really highlight my frustration with the current weather pattern?
No really. I mean it.
What's this bullshit where one day it's 65 degrees, the sun is shining, there are fucking birds chirping everywhere - and then the next moment, there's half a foot of damn snow outside, the roads are undrivable, and I have to break out the Sorels and the parka again.
If I remember correctly, I had roughly 6 inches of snow in my driveway last week - the forecast calls for 67 degrees on Sunday. It's March for crying out loud.
I realize we (humankind) seriously fucked up with the whole global warming thing - but come on, no reason to be so goddamn bitter about it.
What's it gonna be - Siberia, or L.A.? I wish you would just make up your mind, for fuck's sake.
Btw - does this post contain the word fuck enough? Or do I need to use it some more to really highlight my frustration with the current weather pattern?
posted by Simone at 2:15 PM
2 Comments:
No, more use of the word please. Ha ha. So true.
"Climate is what you expect... weather is what you get!"
Despite the snowstorm this morning with the huge flakes, it's mostly melted away, and the birds fucking, or rather the fucking birds are still out scavenging seeds. In fact, we saw some evening grosbeaks today for the first time in over a year. purdy
Despite the snowstorm this morning with the huge flakes, it's mostly melted away, and the birds fucking, or rather the fucking birds are still out scavenging seeds. In fact, we saw some evening grosbeaks today for the first time in over a year. purdy


![[Get The Feed]](http://onthebrightside.net/blog/xml.gif)