Every so often, miracles happen.
And when they
do, they always bring a sense of awe, and a warm
fuzzy feeling of trust in a higher power
to the unsuspecting onlooker.
I experienced such a miracle yesterday.
The higher power was Microsoft, and the awe was
triggered by the fact, that after gently nudging
them (i.e. bitching at them) for a few months now,
finally, like with an all-encompassing light and
a booming voice, they spoke to me.
(And for anybody who hasn't detected my sarcasm yet,
I suggest a thourough head examination....)
Of course it was in regard to the "NMI: Parity Check
Error" that has too often been the topic of monologue
in this blog
(like here,
here,
and here).
For all interested parties, here's the beat by beat from
the MS engineer who got stuck with the task of investigating
this (and who for his own safety, shall remain
anonymous). It should be noted, that the message was graciously forwarded by
Robert Scoble,
who deserves a pat on the virtual back for keeping his promise
and producing results. (Note: Despite requests for more general
information, the MS response focuses solely on
my particular problem with the NMI Parity Check error in conjunction with
the Nikon LS 2000 Film scanner):
We've had troubles with this scanner because of the lack of Nikon
offering XP drivers for the device back during the XP testing days.
I read his links [he means ME by that - never mind, that I'm not
a "he"] and it looks like he was having several problems using
Windows in general with Norton, Adaptec, Nikon problems. (Generally it's
a rant describing a process that fails.) [You got that right, Buster.
Rant it is, and fail it did.]
As for the Nikon LS 2000 issue - beware what you buy. I would not
recommend using any legacy peripheral device for XP or post XP
(including serial, parallel, and SCSI devices). The description about
his SCSI problems are indicative of the SCSI experience using XP (in
that Windows had no Adaptec drivers inbox and the using had to troll the
Adaptec site for the correct drivers.
Also, the original mail came out only 4 months after XP released. I
remember a lot of hardware vendors still were not up to speed
(XP-driver-wise, WHQL-driver-wise) until the following summer.
Today, I found the following:
http://www.nikonusa.com/usa_tech_center/dtc_options.jsp?cat=1&grp=2&prod
uctNr=9295
I'm sure here a user can get their Nikon film scanner working for this
device on XP and be able to update the firmware for the device.
Accord to what I read, he gave up on his Nikon LS2000 a while ago.
Today, I think he would have less trouble. We didn't have any trouble
with SCSI for XP or Adaptec: remember that KB article that recommended
users goto the Adaptec site? The rest was up to the vendor, Nikon. I
don't see any XP problem illustrated here: I see vendors failing their
customers 4 months after XP shipped.
If I've missed the point or something, let me know.
Uhhhmmmm ... sort of. The bit about not using any
serial, parallel, or SCSI devices was certainly a
revelation. Yet I have a flatbed scanner and printer
daisy-chained off my parallel port, and they've
been running with zero problems under XP. So far, anyway.
As far as the Nikon scanner goes - well, given that
it took Microsoft 3 months to come back with the keen
observation that Nikon is slow to keep up on their
compatibility development, it smells to me a bit too
much like the pot calling the kettle black.
The fact remains that I still get tons of email
from distressed people in regards to this error,
looking for information on how to solve the problem.
To make it easier for them from here on out though,
I'll be dedicating a section of this site to collecting
error reports, resources, and individual solutions
in the hope that one day, a clear picture about the
root of the error and its resolve may emerge.
(I will be posting the link to the new section in this
blog as soon as I'm done with building the page.)
Update 2:35pm: It's done.
September 25, 2003
After a fairly long hiatus, I though I should
post another image again.
This one's from a trip I took a few years back to
Guatemala. The ancient ruin city of Tikal in the
northern part of the country is engulfed in lush
tropical jungle - and among the temples stands tall
a Ceiba tree the Mayan people hold sacred: The Tree of
Life.
From the
Ceiba Foundation for Tropical Conservation:
The Mayans believed that a great Ceiba tree stood at
the center of the earth, connecting the
terrestrial world to the heavens above.
Long thick vines hung down from its spreading
limbs, providing a connection between the real
world and the world above to those souls that
ascended them. Even today, these grand trees
are regularly spared when forests are cut, in
deference to their mythological status.
September 19, 2003
So here's yet another update on the pesky
"NMI: Parity Check / Memory Parity Error" message,
I've repeatedly written about
(original article and
first update).
Last week, Markus Franke sent me this email:
Hi,
just read your story about the NMI parity error.
I'd like to add some information. I see the error
with Linux too, but the kernel boots, it's just a
message in the logs.
Win2k crashes while trying to install.
WinXP never installs, the installer hangs.
After reading your hint with the new hardware,
I removed my second network adapter and the ISDN
card and now I can install Win2k on my IBM box.
Many thanks!!
Most interesting that the error occurs in Linux too,
but that removing some hardware seemed to have
fixed the problem for Marcus.
Any more feedback from readers is most welcome, and
will be logged here for the greater good.
Oh - and did I mention that despite
my best efforts
in enganging the powerful Microsoft Evangelist Robert
Scoble (Hi, Scoble. How's it going?), there hasn't
been a peep from the vast internal bowels of the
Redmond Godzilla since June in regards to fixing the NMI Parity
error...
September 18, 2003
A friend's tale from the job hunting front today ...
Kerry writes: "Job hunting is such a DRAG.
The Internet-world is inundated with pathetic
web-based submission portals that ask all the
most inane questions (what is your ultimate goal
in life?), so that some bozo can use a relational
database to cull through applicants without
doing anything but filtering: 'give me all the
people who have OS/390 experience and Perl and
also list hedonism as their hobby...'
What a crock. They would turn down the Pope
for a job because he didn't fill in the survey
'just right'. Driving a city bus is starting to
look like a good option ..."
Heh. Kerry's got a point there.
Somebody give that man a job.
September 17, 2003
Photo Essay: Birds of Paradise
I admit that the inspiration for this photo essay
came to me by way of a recent
article in the NYT about the scintillating
life of "Studio 54"-icon James St. James (now turned into
a major motion picture, featuring the career-resurrection
of "Home Alone"'s Macaulay Culkin).
For a long time I hesitated to make the images
I took at the 1997 and 1998 San Francisco Gay and
Lesbian Pride parades public - mainly due to their
bizarre and controversal nature. But no longer.
Prudes, rednecks,
republicans, and the faint-of-heart take note:
Don't bother with perusing these images. You'll
just whip yourself in a tizzy, sitting there at the
computer, mumbling obscenities and curses about
the general "lack of god-fearing respect these
people have", while staring at the leather miniskirts,
fake eyelashes and exposed nipples in these images.
For the open-minded though who relish San Francisco's
unique diversity and share their love of freedom of expression:
Go Ahead. Peruse.
And be amazed by these human Birds of Paradise,
delighted by their beauty, impressed by their courage,
enthralled by their creativity - or in the very least,
amused by their fashion mistakes.
September 15, 2003
As Luke so profoundly pointed out to me: "pushing 18 days now
without a gloriously technicolour photograph to goggle at".
Yeah, I know. Let's just say that I've been busy.
Very busy.
But I owe the world a blog entry, and so here I go.
While it's not in technicolor, I've been fond of these
two black and white images for a long time. I took them
one clammy morning many years ago, while staying on a boat in
the Puget Sound harbor town of Olympia, Washington State.
Braving the chill and dampness of a typical Washington
morning, I remember crawling out of my warm bed,
glimpsing outside, and without hesitation, climbing
outside to capture the preternatural mood of this
morning.
Droplets of dew were everywhere, making
the dock slippery, but also revealing the simple
beauty of a spiderweb, clinging to the bow of the
"Snog", a 1940s lifevessel that had been converted
into a small houseboat. The fog and the dew lasted
only another hour - giving way to an unusually sunny
and warm day in Olympia.
And speaking of black and white images: The New York Times
has a fantastic (albeit very long)
article in its Magazine section about
the photographer Diane Arbus. Most interesting...