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Archives for October 2004

October 27, 2004

It's white outside here in La Pine.

The last two days, it's been snowing. Yes, that's right - SNOWING. I would have posted a picture, if I wouldn't have dreaded leaving the house so much.

Yesterday, it all melted away again by like 3 in the afternoon, but it was the same crap all over again this morning.

I don't know - the first days of winter always make me feel like dying. I get depressed. I don't have my studs on the car yet, so driving around on the slick roads with the summer tires isn't my idea of fun. So I stay home whenever I can, which of course makes me feel like I'm trapped.

It doesn't help that when it snows real hard, the cold white stuff sticks to my DirecWay dish, in essence cutting off my internet connection. All this has led me to devise a plan to build a small shelter over the dish, so it can be snow-free for the entire winter. I wish however, that someone at DirecWay would have addressed this issue at some point, somewhere ...

All this makes me wish I'd live in Bend. What a difference a few hundred feet in elevation can make. While it snows down there lightly or rains, we here in La Pine get slammed with winter.

On the Bright Side: I just got my annual property tax love letter from the county. They're saying that my property has increased in value almost 15% over the last 2 years. That's nice. However, in reality, the real market value (based on homes that have recently sold in this area) has increased more like 25%. I guess I should be grateful that the county is so ignorant...



October 25, 2004

This has to be a first.

A company is actually *lowering* its prices. And not down to original levels - no, even *lower* than that.

Netflix sent me this email today:

Since our price increase in June, some of our members have expressed concerns about the new pricing. We've listened to this feedback and are pleased to inform you that we're lowering the price of your Netflix 3-at-a-time program from $21.99 per month to $17.99 per month.

You don't need to do anything. Your membership will automatically move to the lower 17.99 price. The lower price will appear on your next bill on or after November 1, 2004. You will still get the same great service and convenience, but now you will pay less for it. So please sit back, relax and enjoy your movies!

How about that?

Now I've been using Netflix since January 2002, and I have to say - I have ZERO complaints about them. The selection of movies is great, the no-late-fees feature rules (especially since I hate having to organize my evening around a movie rental just so I can avoid a late fee), and they always arrive fast and convenient in my mailbox.

The two times the post office lost a movie on its way to me, the process to give notice and receive a replacement was utterly painless. I also love that Netflix doesn't automatically assume you're trying to rip them off by keeping the movie and charge you for their loss - but understands that the mail sometimes screws up.

So the price increase last June didn't particularly bother me, because for the amount of movie I watch a month, it's utterly worth it for me.

But I never expected that they'd actually lower their price. So it's real nice to know that there are still unexpected and pleasant surprises in this world when it comes to subscription-based services (very much unlike DirecTV, who just keeps raising and raising those prices...).

Or - it wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that Netflix's stock price has plummeted from $40 to $9 since June... now, would it?



October 22, 2004

Here's the best argument so far for not ever getting your hair done again - cockroaches!

Yes, that's right. Another sighting of a cockroach in downtown Bend has just been reported. The alert reader of course will remember my encounter with said creature about 6 weeks ago in the "Super Burrito" restaurant on Minnesota Ave.

This time however, a roach decided to surface not amongst beans and tortillas, but rather perm solution and hair dryers, or more precisely, at the "Hip Clips Quick Cuts" hair salon.

And I quote: " ...rather, I heard it from the guy that cuts my hair next door to them [Super Burrito]. He said he was doing a ladies color and a big fat one scurried across the counter."

[Thanks to Barney for providing the quote from a source who shall remain nameless at this point.]

I think really this points to a larger problem within the city and its government. After all, I reported the roach at the Super Burrito to John Mason at the County Eco Health Department back on September 13, and he promised to go down there and alert the three restaurants housed in the building on the corner of Wall and Minnesota.

Six weeks later, and there are still roaches crawling around - and they have obviously spread to adjacent businesses now - like the hair salon. Something tells me they won't stop there either.

How hard can it really be to eradicate those critters? According to this FAQ from the U of Mass, a cockroach can live without its head for about a month and they're even possibly resistant to radiation. So, sure, they're pretty damn hardy creatures.

But there are plenty of professional pest control companies out there, and the only reason I see for a roach population to survive in a downtown Bend building would be through the utter cheapness of its tenants, refusing to pay to control the problem. Or of course because the Health Department is too damn lazy to enforce their standards.

So that leaves us Central Oregonians really only with two options: A) continue to file complaints with the Health Department (but oh look what good *that* has done) or B) stop frequenting the businesses located in that building.

Option B sounds more reasonable at this point, but it's just damn bad for business.



October 21, 2004

Does anybody else out there guilt-trip themselves about not doing the daily blogging-duty?

I know I am. But by the time I'm all revved up and ready to write a scalding essay about something, it's usually time to either a) work on my real job, b) cook dinner or c) watch The Daily Show, my one source of news I truly trust, because it's fake and yet true.

Since I'm momentarily taking time out from life to blog anyway, I might as well list a few things I think are worth writing about:

- For those of you who have wondered what I'm up to: been busy shooting an assignment for Bend Living Magazine. Since they have exclusive rights to the pics though, I cannot display them online. You just gonna have to go and buy the December issue, I guess ...

- My sister sent me this link, which is freaking hilarous: a Boom Chicago video of the trials of voting with Diebold (and for John Kerry).

- Dane wrote this ultra-cool Photoshop tutorial on distressed effects. I've got to try that out! Thanks for the brain dump, dude.

- And last, but not least - Microsoft sucks. Of course I knew that way back when, but it's getting more and more apparent as time goes on. My Windows Update function won't leave me alone, and although I've downloaded the stupid security fixes more than once already, it's getting to the point, where I'm tempted to simply shut the thing off. Why oh why couldn't they make an OS that actually works?

The mystique of that will forever stand side by side with eternal questions like "Which was first? The egg or the chicken?" or "Are we truly alone in the universe?" or "If a mime get hits by a tree in a forest - does anybody care?".

This concludes today's broadcast. Unlike CNN, it's uncertain when this station will air its next broadcast.



October 18, 2004

Come hither - oh, Central Oregon photographers!

A friend and I are trying to organize an informal, fun little get-together of local photographers.

Here's how it could work: a theme is chosen for the night, and photographers are encouraged to bring slides on this theme and present them with a time limit of five minutes. You can have live musical accompaniment, or narrate. A portion of the night could also be set aside to show non-themed work. Meanwhile, everyone eats and drinks and is merry and a real sense of an artistic community arises.

What's required are plenty of willing participants (non-photographers with an interest in the craft are invited to attend too), a good space, a projector screen, slide projector, and laptop, and possibly a karaoke machine for the MC to run the show.

So if anybody out there reading this has a desire to try it out or know of a local photographer who might want to attend, email me!!.



October 7, 2004

Last night's bloggers bash at the Cascade Lakes Brewery was again a success - lured by the promise of mouth-melting Swiss chocolate, more members than usual decided to show up this time ...

The outcome?

Dane ate half of his chocolate bar while sipping beer, demanded that a flash game be created where he could smash soda cans with a big sledgehammer, and ended up being the only one who actually went to see the weirder-than-thou Captured By Robots band at The Grove (sorry, Dane, I know I said I would, but next time don't make me choose between pool and some *robot* band ... heh)

In turn - thanks to Jesse for letting me finally play a round of 9-ball again with an actual human being. Computer-simulated games are just so damn thankless ... But dude - I still haven't recovered from the John Tesh relevation... and where's the Exploding Whale link you promised me??

Didn't get much chance to talk to Jon, but I noticed that he chickened out... and didn't blog about somebody calling another somebody all drunk because the first somebody thought that the second somebody was so damn cute... ;-)

Anyway, thanks for the laughs, guys. Let's do it again sometimes.



October 5, 2004

6.57pm: Good gawd this vice-presidential debate is boring.

I just wish either of those guys would give a straight answer to a straight question. Why is that so freaking hard?

While I stand 100% on the democratic side, and I really don't comprehend how any sane human being can even contemplate voting for Bush, I just really wish the Democrats would be a little bit more concrete with articulating their plans and visions. I do believe they have their hearts and minds in the right place, but why can't they put that into words even the simpler folks in this world (meaning the Bush supporters) can understand? Maybe *then* they could win some votes...

Sigh. I'm so bored by politics. So I blog.

Here at least are a few entertaining links that can keep y'all busy in the meantime:

Ok, so I've been salivating all day today over this. How could I not? 16+ MPs! The resolution of a medium-format camera! Wireless LAN connection to your computer *while* you shoot! How freakin' cool is that??
But - anybody got US$ 8k to spare? I sure don't. Better go and play the lottery again, I suppose ...

Two - I'm contemplating driving up to Mount St. Helens this weekend. Yeah, yeah, I know. "You too?" Yes, me and about 5000 other people, I'm sure. But honestly - how often do you get to see a volcano come alive? I've actually climbed a live volcano down in Guatemala, and I can assure anyone that it's one of the most raw and inspiring experiences a human being can have. Bummer of course that you can't go climbing around St. Helens right now.

The Guatemalans were a whole lot less rigid about letting people walk all over a volcano *while* it oozes lava from its sides. We did however have a security guard with us who proudly showed off his gun to anybody who asked. Robbers were more of a concern than a rumbling volcano. I think those guys had their priorities straight ...

Speaking of robbers - because I got this emailed to me today (thanks, Laura!) and it's actually half-way funny (at least if you appreciate inarticulate people), I conclude today's post with a link to a shortened and mixed audio version of Shrub's recent debate performance. Like everything else in his presidency, this can leave you speechless (just like he was).



October 1, 2004

Mount St. Helens just blew its top. How cool is that? Makes me wanna grab my camera, pop in the car and drive up there...