November 20, 2003

Holy Shit.

I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time.

During a creative lull yesterday, I decided to browse a bit online, and came upon Lane Hickenbottom's site.

Now that guy's a freakin' genius with the camera. I honestly don't know what the hell he's doing working as a customer service minion at Cabela's.

But that's not why or about I was laughing. No. It was the article Lane posted here. An account of contemptuous unemployment, courtesy of Ryan Pederson (Kerry, are you taking notes?).

I recommend, if you have the time, to read the entire posting.
I honestly never knew that showering can be such an important action in a guy's day.
It did, however, confirm my only recently made discovery, that males hold a strange fascination with Little People (what's up with that, ladies?).
And next summer, I just *have* to try that tshirt-in-the-freezer trick. Pure genius.

So what do chicks do when they're bored and home alone? Easy. They either go shopping, or (if the weather is bad) watch a marathon of "Queer eye", "Sex and the City", and "The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show". Ooopps. Did I just divulge what I was doing last night?