November 9, 2004

Christ almighty.

This is the scariest spam I think I've ever heard of.

Terrorist-grade weapons for sale so *you can have tons of fun launching your "Gremlin" with your buddies*?

Oh, and this one was my favorite:

3. Russian booby trap made in 5 versions:
- a bottle of Jim Beam (200 grammes of C4 inside),
- a can of Budlight beer (150 grammes of C4 inside),
- a Barbie-doll (100 grammes of C4 inside),
- a cell phone (50 grammes of C4 inside),
- a lighter Zippo (25 grammes of C4 insid You can take one with you to the school or college and have alot of fun with your buddies. Buy more than 10 pieces of booby traps, and we upgrade C4 to C4+ for free.
(C4+ can not be detected in airports or any other areas).

Holy crap.

Is this the result of the recent lift on the assault weapons ban?

Thanks a lot, President Bush. I hope your gun lobby buddies are making shitloads of money on this, and are having tons of fun watching people blow themselves and others to pieces.

Especially those little girls with their Barbie dolls, and teenage kids, playing with Zippos.

Oh, and did I mention that the same Spam states:

Also we have our Dutch-based shop where you can buy some drugs to make your life more wonderful and funny. We have wide selection of Ganzha, Crack, both synthetic and natural Heroin.

Just what I want in my neighborhood - some guy high on crack, playing with a whiskey bottle worth of C4. Or a rocket launcher. Fucking brilliant.

Mindblowing story via Jake.